Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Shelter: A Tent Trailer, Sweet Butter and a Cinderblock Acky-Tack

It was the middle of July at Crater Lake, high in the mountains of Oregon.  They stopped there for just one night, on their way to someplace else.  The first thing Dad did was walk with his father, Ancel, to find the “acky-tack.”  Ancel always liked to know where and under what conditions he would be relieving himself.  After all the outhouses, bushes and dirt holes they had used on wilder trips, the heated, lighted cinderblock restroom was a palace of comfort.

His mom Ruth, meantime, was back at the campsite, standing at a picnic table with her curly hair and wide, round hips.  Maybe she was smiling.  She could have been humming.  She made some simple sandwiches, then locked the big block of commissary butter in the metal cooler.

After dinner the air turned cold and the family climbed into their snug Apache tent trailer, where a gas lantern hissed and glowed.  Wrapped in a sleeping bag with a Hardy Boys novel, my dad was happy.  I mean, so safe and happy and whole.

Sometime in the middle of the night— in the middle of July—it began to snow.  The hush of the falling flakes gave a dreamy kind of softness to the scraping, clattering noise just outside. A bear had come through the trees.  She tried in vain to reach the sweet butter Ruth had locked away.  Ancel woke, stuck his top half out of the trailer and banged a spoon against an iron skillet to scare the bear away.  That butter must have smelled so sweet, though, because the bear wouldn't give up.  Finally, in the early half-light, Ancel climbed out, trudged through the now deep snow, opened the scratched, dented, ruined cooler, tossed the butter into the woods, and went back to bed. 

When the sun had risen, Ancel and dad walked their route to the acky-tack.  There they found a motorcycle that hadn’t been there before.  It was half buried in snow and parked crooked with the front tire butted up against the cinderblock wall.  Inside a man dressed in leather lay curled on the bathroom floor, sound asleep.  He woke when he heard them moving around and explained how he had come to be there.

Seems that just the night before, the summer sky and cool air had lured him out for a ride.  He was enjoying himself so much that he didn’t even think of turning back.  He climbed higher and higher, and got farther and farther away from cities and towns when the air grew suddenly colder and the snow started falling hard and fast.  The roads were buried almost instantly and he could hardly get his bike to move at all.  It was difficult for him to differentiate between the road and the white expanse on either side.  He became disoriented and afraid, wondering if he would freeze to death, when he saw a light shining through the trees.  He didn’t know where the light was coming from and didn’t care.  He steered his motorcycle toward it, and went skidding and sliding along until he bumped into the building.  He went inside and lay down, grateful for the simple pleasures of shelter and warmth.

This is a story my dad told me, and I’m recalling it from memory.  I'm sure some of it is wrong.  I wasn’t there.  I can’t tell you exactly how life was for my dad when he was a boy.  I can tell you that his childhood memories glow like that gas lantern.  They are golden with rubies.  They levitate.  They hum. 

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Hunting Krugers













Notes:
1. This is a letter my 4-year-old daughter received this week in the mail.

2. When my dad realized his father was making a joke about using pitch forks to get rid of "Krugers," he felt a great sense of relief.  See, until then Dad had always assumed that his parents enjoyed visits from the Kruger family, because of course they tried to be polite and welcoming whenever the group popped in.  Dad said it something like this, in a squeaky, mock-cheerful voice: "Oh, hi, wonderful, yes it's Sunday afternoon and we would just love to stop relaxing quietly and cook a big meal for you while your children tear our house to pieces.  Oh boy."

Dad had always assumed that he alone dreaded the Kruger visits.  On that day he not only figured out the grown-up joke on his own, but came into a sense of common understanding with his mom and dad.

3. "Unga" is a nickname we grandkids developed for my dad's father, Ancel.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

The ol' Fig Newton

November 15, 2011
7:30 a.m.
I’m in Andrews, Texas.  That’s in the panhandle.  Last night I slept in Lubbock, Texas, birth place of Buddy Holly.  And speaking of that, on another occasion I slept in Clear Lake, Iowa, where Buddy Holly passed into the arms of Jesus, as they say, over an abandoned corn field.  I was parked along the same corn field where he was killed.
It’s like I told your brother, Chris: it’s just another Mike Dugan Brush with Greatness.   I could write a whole book about it.  It would be all about me standing in a ditch or me with a bunch of shopping carts or me next to a corn field, but it all ties in with famous people one way or another.  Hey!  Remember the time I almost ran over Bill Nye the Science Guy on his bike and he gave me the Fig Newton?
No, I told him.  I don’t remember.
So he told me about a trendy little pub near the Fremont Bridge in Seattle where famous people like to have their lunch.  It was years ago.  He had just left work in a company pickup, and was only blocks from this trendy pub when he realized he had forgotten something.  So I wheeled into a parking lot to turn around and I’ll tell you (here his voice gets a little small and squeaky when he says) I was being a little bit aggressive with my driving.  Anyway, in comes Bill Nye on a ten speed.  We were on a collision course.  I had to slam on the brakes and kick up all kinds of gravel just to avoid killing him.  He probably talked about it on the David Letterman show later.  Brush with greatness.”
Also there was the time Curt Cobain was in my insurance office.  This was before they got super famous.  I was chatting with him about how he and his associates had been on this tour of the Deep South, wearing their grunge style clothing and whatnot.   You can imagine how that went for them.  You know, “Hi.  We’d like to order some hamburgers, please.”  “Get out of here you hippie, faggot communists!  Go eat your hamburgers in your home country of Russia!”

Note: "Fig Newton" is my dad's word for "finger."  When I was a child he might have said, "Poke it with your fig newton," or "Come here and hold onto Dad's fig newton."  Of course, in Bill Nye's case, we're talking about one Fig Newton in particular.

P.S. I learned today that Dad wasn't able to get home time for Thanksgiving Day.  So, think fondly of him as you sit down to feast.  He'll be alone with Big Blue, eating truck stop nachos and hard boiled eggs.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

The Moon's Healing Nectar

4:30 p.m. on Thursday

Dad says, "Livvy, the full moon in North Dakota is beautiful.  Yesterday, in Nebraska, I took a picture of the full moon at dusk.  I used my little camera phone.  I don't know how the picture turned out, or if it's even still on the phone somewhere.  But the moon was perfect.  Now, tonight, it's full dark in North Dakota, and the moon is shining."

Sidebar from Spokane: last night late I walked into the dark kitchen and saw the world outside the glass door glowing with a kind of translucent indigo.  So of course I walked right outside in my bare feet and pajamas.  The ground beneath me might as well have been the surface of the moon--that's how cold it was.  I stood there, shivering for a moment and whistling for my dog Ginger, who bounded cheerfully through the sea of soft light and warmed me with a flurry of unsolicited licks. 

I'm glad I don't have to travel all the way to Nebraska or North Dakota to get a look at the full moon.  What a generous body it is, to share its light so freely.  I'm glad my dad receives moonlight for free no matter where he is, and that he drinks it up like nectar, growing strong, a god of the highway on his throne, looking down with benevolence on all the little Fords and Chryslers.

The Record Player

I called my dad and, as usual, he was driving.  The rush of road noise mixed with a blaring radio made it difficult for him to hear me. 

"Hello?  Hello!  Oh, Olly!  Hold on a minute, let me turn down the record player."

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Tooling Along

Today's answering machine message:
I’m in Colorado, and yes, it’s snowing like crazy.  Last night I had to go over a big pass IN the heavy snow, AND it was officially closed to everybody except people with chains. I was counting on tooling over going (uphill) about 30 miles per hour to keep up a little headway, you know, so I wouldn’t spin out.  Some guy ahead of me (another truck driver in a "fancy Peterbilt): 5 miles per hour!  And there were 2 or 3 other guys between me and him, all tooling at about 5 miles per hour.  I was hoping I wouldn’t skid.  Sometimes, when you’re going that slow, the load overcomes the traction.  But anyway, I made it over.  Now it’s sunny and nice.  OK.  I love you, bye bye.

Follow-up conversation
Dad asked, "Did you get my anwering machine message about going over the pass?  Oh, that was the trip from Hell!"
 
Apparently one of the truck drivers stuck behind the slow poke decided he'd had enough.  "So he pulled out and gunned it.  Now the rule is steady pressure--don't stop or speed up too fast--but he pulled out and starting getting on it too hard.  Pretty soon you could see all this slushy snow shooting out from the tires and the truck starting to slide.  The guy tried to get it back under control.  You could see him trying, but it was too late.  Once you break traction you're kind of screwed.  Pretty soon the truck went into a skid, and boom, jackknife.  We all just kept going, slow and steady and sort of weaved around him."

Conditions were so awful that my dad pulled off in a turn-out and thought about sleeping there for the night.  He put the tractor brakes on (he says he never uses the trailer brakes in the cold weather because they can freeze), tried to park, but the whole truck started sliding backwards down the hill.  "I thought, OH, Jeez, I better just try to make it through this."

Thursday, November 3, 2011

A Small Logger Burned a Hole in his Canvas




Note:  Foster is my 7-year-old nephew. "Bompa" is a child's mispronunciation of "Grandpa," and "Tee Tee" is a child's mispronunciation of "auntie," sometimes shortened just to "teat."